EMBARRASSING!!!!
Many of us have had embarrassing moments in our lifetime but I think I have had my share of them for sure.
As a child, I think the biggest thing you were scared of to be embarrassed of, was to drop something in front of the cute guy, bend over, and a big fart rips out of ya. Been there, done that.
And I remember the toilet paper being on the shoe, or even the dress stuck in my pantyhose and coming out of the bathroom showing my big butt to all.
Or even the one where you see an old friend and ask her when her baby is due and she informs you in a hateful voice, I am not pregnant. I have been that hateful voice! LOL!!
Last week, I was not sure whether I was more embarrassed or in shock, but I was cleaning house for a friend and her son had "a new mouse" on his computer mouse pad, or so I thought. Now this was an interesting contraption, it was even curved, and I figured it was to protect your wrist from carpal tunnel. I saw that it was not attached to any cords so I thought it was a cordless mouse.
Being the computer illiterate geek that I am, I picked it up, saw that the underneath part was hollow and my brain was screaming, "Hello, idiot, not a mouse for the computer but its a jock cup for baseball!"
I freaked, oh yes I did, EWWWWW, I handled a jock cup. Now I have had 2 boys but neither has played sports so I don't see them everyday to know what they look like. My friend laughed her hiney off.
She then made me feel better by telling me that another mom on the baseball team told her that her 5 yr old found her brother's, and asked her what it was. Not wanting to explain the reason behind the testicle protector she told her it was her brother's special cup. An hour later the mom came to the daughter's room and saw she was using "the cup" as a food dish and had her carrots and dip in it. Yep that made me feel better!!!
This morning, my next embarrassing moment was when the Schwann's man appeared at my door, and I ordered my usual popsicles and ice cream for the kiddos. He looked at me funny many times but never said a word. I kept thinking why is he staring at me. Little did I know what it was he was looking at.
Dummy me, being 32 and still have the occasional zits got sick of them and put zit white cream all over my face to kill the zittos. But I forgot!! So my Schwanns man was staring at me with this dried caked on crap on my face. I didn't know till I walked in the bathroom to brush my teeth and I was taken back. Oh NO, I forgot!! How embarrassing, oh well.
I am sure I will have many more embarrassing times!!
Love to all,
Darla
As a child, I think the biggest thing you were scared of to be embarrassed of, was to drop something in front of the cute guy, bend over, and a big fart rips out of ya. Been there, done that.
And I remember the toilet paper being on the shoe, or even the dress stuck in my pantyhose and coming out of the bathroom showing my big butt to all.
Or even the one where you see an old friend and ask her when her baby is due and she informs you in a hateful voice, I am not pregnant. I have been that hateful voice! LOL!!
Last week, I was not sure whether I was more embarrassed or in shock, but I was cleaning house for a friend and her son had "a new mouse" on his computer mouse pad, or so I thought. Now this was an interesting contraption, it was even curved, and I figured it was to protect your wrist from carpal tunnel. I saw that it was not attached to any cords so I thought it was a cordless mouse.
Being the computer illiterate geek that I am, I picked it up, saw that the underneath part was hollow and my brain was screaming, "Hello, idiot, not a mouse for the computer but its a jock cup for baseball!"
I freaked, oh yes I did, EWWWWW, I handled a jock cup. Now I have had 2 boys but neither has played sports so I don't see them everyday to know what they look like. My friend laughed her hiney off.
She then made me feel better by telling me that another mom on the baseball team told her that her 5 yr old found her brother's, and asked her what it was. Not wanting to explain the reason behind the testicle protector she told her it was her brother's special cup. An hour later the mom came to the daughter's room and saw she was using "the cup" as a food dish and had her carrots and dip in it. Yep that made me feel better!!!
This morning, my next embarrassing moment was when the Schwann's man appeared at my door, and I ordered my usual popsicles and ice cream for the kiddos. He looked at me funny many times but never said a word. I kept thinking why is he staring at me. Little did I know what it was he was looking at.
Dummy me, being 32 and still have the occasional zits got sick of them and put zit white cream all over my face to kill the zittos. But I forgot!! So my Schwanns man was staring at me with this dried caked on crap on my face. I didn't know till I walked in the bathroom to brush my teeth and I was taken back. Oh NO, I forgot!! How embarrassing, oh well.
I am sure I will have many more embarrassing times!!
Love to all,
Darla
posted by Darla @ 12:51 PM
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