Hollywood...the land of glitz, glamour, hot bods, designer fashion, and.................IDIOTS!!!!

yes, I said it.

But I am still a star watcher, more so to have some excuse to go around calling them idiots. I say this for a reason.....

Let's take Russel Crowe for a moment:

he gets arrested for throwing a temper tanthrum in a hotel because he was pissed at a clerk and threw a phone at them. They charged him with assult. So, on his press statement, he says basically that he is at a dark place in his life right now and he hopes he can be forgiven but his life is so dark and difficult.

WHATEVER!!! Can I have your dark dreary life please, try mine idiot. If having millions of dollars is dreary, bring it on. If the paparazzi keep taking your picture, and you don't like it but yet you get even more money for your next film flick because your fans looked at the paparrazi's pictures and wanted to see your next movie thus making you get another 10 million added to the 25 million you were already getting per picture.

Can I say, WHAHHH WHAHHH WHAhhh

Hell, for $5 the papparazi can take a picture of my mooning ass, and I'll be grateful for the cash.

pardon my french there but it irritates me to the fullest, has he ever had to worry about how much his next electric bill is going to be , or can he make two meals out of one pound of ground beef until next payday.

if you are depressed, go see a shrink Russell. Live my life BUD!!!
I'll gladly trade you for yours, I bet I can spend your money well, but at least I would still live in my same house, and give your money away to charities that really need it.

With Russell's millions, we might be able to find a cure for fanconi anemia. My son might not have died if the research scientists had enough money to put toward this rare disorder.

So stuff that Russell!

On to the next celebrity, I am so so so so so so so tired of seeing and hearing about Micheal Jackson. I wish the jury will hurry up and do something so we won't have to hear your name mentioned again. At least not again till you are paroled. You know, does he have his own stock? Cause when Martha got out of jail, her stocks flew up 25% and more.

HMMMMMM, wonder what Micheal Jackson's stock is called:
JesusJuice NYSE, or could it be, PeeWee NYSE

Whatever it is, can someone please hurry up and put him in a cell with Big Butch.......

Off to bed now, CHOW!!